President Endorses Candidate, Also Endorses Word ‘Mutilization’

Filed 2h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The post is an endorsement in Florida's 7th Congressional District, printed here as written, capitalizations and neologism intact. The desk confirms it is real.

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The endorsement template is so well worn you can see the seams: the same list of promises, the same list of horrors, the same COMPLETE AND TOTAL benediction dispensed like a coupon. The prophecy that a single House member from one district will personally terminate three tax policies is offered with total confidence and zero mechanism, which is the house style. And if you are going to invent a word to frighten parents, the least you can do is spell the real one. HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN is not a prediction, it is a receipt written in advance.

Source: Read the original at Truth Social → Scored: No Spam Polka · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0

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