VOL. I · NO. 8587FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, 2026
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WHITE HOUSE ✒ EDITORIAL ABSURDITY:

President Signs Own Post, Links Own Fact Sheet

Filed 1h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
The post, verbatim · Truth Social

The post appears to respond to a congressional vote and directs readers to a page hosted on the White House website. The desk confirms the item was posted as it appears, signature included.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Nothing says independent corroboration like citing the press shop that works for you, then signing the post as though the account might belong to someone else. The label “Enemy of the People” has a long and unlovely résumé, and it has never once been applied by a leader who was feeling secure. Also worth noting: a spelling gag deployed with the full authority of the executive branch is still a spelling gag.
Source: Read the original at Truth Social → Scored: Sergio's Magic Dustbin · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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