President Posts Construction Update, Signs It “President DJT”

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The post, which the desk confirms is real, arrives as a progress report on construction in the nation's capital and closes with a valuation and a signature.

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A gift, we are told, and also a victory in litigation — which raises the question of who sues over a present. The construction adjectives are doing heavy lifting here: the workers are happy, the complex is the finest, and the superlative is guaranteed into eternity, none of which is a thing a person can know about a building site. And note the accounting, in which a dollar figure attached to a ballroom becomes a donation to a nation of 340 million people who did not order a ballroom. The signature at the bottom is the tell: nobody signs a press release twice unless he suspects the first name did not land.

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