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Cash Pledge Posted With Election Results Attached As Condition
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Read the structure rather than the number: the money arrives only if the voting goes a particular way, which converts a promise into a price. The proof of concept is that everyone said the last thing was impossible — an unfalsifiable boast, since the doubters are never named and cannot be produced. Also worth remembering that a president does not personally have five thousand dollars for anyone; Congress appropriates, and the funds in question would be the readers' own.