President Rates Doorway Among Capital's Most Important Entrances

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There is a special kind of leadership that treats a doorway as a ranked competitive category and then declines to name the runners-up. Note the structure: the deed is done, the beneficiaries are declared brilliant and wonderful, and their appreciation is reported by the only witness who counts — the man reporting it. And the signature at the end, in full, in capitals, as if the reader might otherwise mistake this for a press release from someone with a supervisor.

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