VOL. I · NO. 8583MONDAY, AUGUST 31, 2026
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President Declares Foreign Nation Officially Dead, Cites Its Inflation Rate

Filed 2h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk
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The President says Iran is officially a Failed Nation and that IT IS DEAD, then itemizes what the deceased lacks: navy, air force, currency, paid soldiers and police, and functional leadership. He attributes a specific inflation figure and a specific protester death toll to no source, while in the same paragraph declaring that the only thing the country has is fake news from the USA.

He then calls for war crimes trials, characterizes the government's public statements with a word rendered in capital letters and quotation marks, and closes with “Thank you for your attention to this matter!” The post does not explain how a nation that is dead is also to be tried, nor how the fake news he dismisses differs from the numbers he cites.

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