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WHITE HOUSE ✒ EDITORIAL ABSURDITY:

President Calls for Barring 'Fake News' From the White House

Filed 2h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The White House belongs to the public, not its current tenant, and the press is there precisely so the person inside does not get to grade his own coverage. 'Fake' here conveniently means whatever the author dislikes, which makes this less a standard than a guest list. The 'tremendous cost' to the country goes unitemized, a curious omission from a man demanding accuracy. Shouting it in all caps does not make it constitutional.
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