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Merry Go Slower - Distressed

Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

A man who insists the cameras refuse to show up also promises the cameras will be there by dessert, which is an impressive amount of coverage for an event allegedly uncovered. The percentages arrive in the familiar order — counties, states, popular vote, popularity that only ever grows — each one unfalsifiable by design and none of them anything a network could fix by pointing a lens at a driveway. Note the quotation marks he places around his own name, and the full signature at the bottom, as if the internet might otherwise wonder who wrote it. This is not a media criticism; it is a man reviewing his own party and docking points from the guests who declined to clap.