President Issues Curatorial Instructions to National Museum via Social Media

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There is something clarifying about a head of state who reviews sculpture the way a landlord reviews a lease: this one goes, that one arrives, eleven feet now, thirty feet later, thank you for your attention to this matter. Note the theory of art on display — meaning is measured in feet, and a piece that resists a one-sentence summary is guilty of saying nothing. Museums have curators, boards and historians precisely so that permanent collections are not rearranged by whoever posted last night. And the closing courtesy is the tell: it is not a request, it is a memo with a smile drawn on it.

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