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President Tells Doubters Of Pool Vandalism To Return To Law School

Filed 1h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The President says vandals damaged the grass between the World War II monument and the Reflecting Pool, that the grass will be replaced shortly, and that the pool is almost completely fixed, including inflow and outflow pipes originally scheduled for the end of the year. He adds that anyone who thinks the Reflecting Pool was not vandalized should go back to law school.

The post does not identify the vandals, the damage, or when any of it occurred, and it uses the word “vandalized” four times in place of a description. Whether a dispute about landscaping is a matter of legal training is not explained.

Source: Read the original at Truth Social → Scored: Fig Leaf Rag - distressed · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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