President Announces He Is Waiting By The Phone

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The post cites a weekend tally of shootings and addresses the governor directly. The desk confirms it was posted, capitalization and closing signature included.

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A rescue that arrives only upon RSVP is not a rescue, it is a dinner party with sirens. The machine is described as finely tuned, yet apparently cannot be started without a governor turning the key, which raises the question of who is actually holding the wheel. And the promise of almost no crime, delivered fast and in capital letters, is the kind of pledge that can never be checked, only repeated. Signing one's own social media post with one's full name and title is the flourish of a man notarizing himself.

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