VOL. I · NO. 8597MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 2026
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President Diagnoses Republican Strategist From Considerable Distance

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Note the diagnostic move: disagreement is reclassified as a syndrome, which conveniently means it never has to be answered on the merits. The evidence offered for the strategist being wrong is that the poster beat him, which is a scoreboard, not an argument, and the poster keeps the scoreboard. And that closing question — why does anyone keep his voice alive — is not media criticism from a citizen; it is a sitting president asking a network and a newspaper, in public, to take a microphone away.
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