President Posts Approval Figure, Cites No Poll, Thanks Himself

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

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A number with no pollster attached is not a number, it is a mood ring with a percent sign. Note the structure: the record, the vanquished predecessor, the gratitude, and then the signature — as if the man posting from his own account needed to clarify which president wrote it. Anyone can beat a dead man in a contest they scored themselves, and only one kind of person schedules the rematch. The remarkable thing is not the 95, it is the confidence that nobody will ask where it came from.

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