VOL. I · NO. 8579THURSDAY, AUGUST 27, 2026
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The ‘Stability-Instability Paradox’ Comes for Markets

Filed 1h ago · Via Foreign Policy · The Buffoon Desk
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Foreign Policy columnists argue that the prolonged U.S.-Iran conflict has settled into an uneasy pattern: airstrikes, stalled talks, and now an economic pressure campaign that Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent has termed an 'economic D-Day.' Markets absorbed a loss of up to 20 percent of global oil production without a broader meltdown, thanks to strategic reserve releases, rerouted supply chains, and Chinese stockpiling decisions made before the war began.

The authors warn this resilience has bred a dangerous complacency, drawing a parallel to the Cold War's 'stability-instability paradox,' in which confidence that catastrophe was unthinkable encouraged riskier behavior below the threshold of full-blown crisis. They caution that surviving one stage of disruption says nothing about whether the next escalation will be absorbed as easily.

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An 'economic D-Day' is quite a phrase to deploy for a sanctions campaign that hasn't yet moved Iran, moved markets, or apparently moved anything besides Bessent's talking points. The administration's confidence that time favors Washington rests heavily on luck it didn't manufacture — Chinese stockpiling and idle tankers, not strategy.
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