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Trump announces new US Space Academy during Artemis II medal presentation speech

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President Trump presented the Congressional Space Medal of Honor to the four Artemis II astronauts Friday at Johnson Space Center, honoring their April lunar orbital mission ahead of the planned 2028 Artemis IV landing. During the ceremony he announced and signed an executive order creating a U.S. Space Academy, comparing it to West Point and Annapolis, without naming a location despite lobbying from Senator Ted Cruz and Representative Brian Babin.

Much of the speech drifted between praising the astronauts and praising himself, including references to the Space Force's role in the invasion of Venezuela and the capture of Nicolas Maduro, a claim about moving NASA from 'the dark ages' into a 'golden age,' and a passing wish to have something on the moon named after himself. He also touted stock market highs before stepping aside to sign the order.

Commander Reid Wiseman thanked the president and credited the mission's success to the broader NASA and international team rather than the crew itself. Pilot Victor Glover presented Trump with a flight jacket bearing patches marking his two terms.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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There is a particular kind of ceremony where the honorees become the backdrop, and this was that ceremony, right down to signing a new institution into existence with no address, no budget line, and no visible curiosity about either. A commander who deflected credit to thousands of unnamed people and a president who wanted his name on a rock in the sky attended the same event, and only one of them appeared to understand what a medal is for. Founding an academy is easy; the hard part comes later, which is presumably why it was announced from a lectern rather than built from a blueprint.
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