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WHITE HOUSE✒ EDITORIALABSURDITY:
President Posts Video, Issues Warning to Anyone Considering Messing With Nature
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Six words, an exclamation point, and a signature: the full policy platform on the natural world, delivered with the menace of a fortune cookie. Nature has spent billions of years doing as it pleases, and it is unclear whether it has been briefed. The warning comes from the head of a government that regulates, drills, dams and paves things daily, which makes ‘don’t ever’ an ambitious standard for the office to hold itself to.