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WHITE HOUSE✒ EDITORIALABSURDITY:
President Posts Large Figure About Europe, Then Praises Own Choice
Filed 2h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
The post, verbatim · Truth Social
✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
The post accuses the press of avoiding a story while declining to name what that story says, where the figure comes from, or what decision it supposedly vindicates. Somewhere between Europe's gas bill and the all-caps sign-off, a 'right choice' materializes with no visible connection to anything before it. If European energy purchases from Russia were the scandal, it is a strange one for an American president to claim as his personal triumph. The only thing reliably put first here is the author's verdict on himself.