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WHITE HOUSE ✒ EDITORIAL ABSURDITY:

President Posts Large Figure About Europe, Then Praises Own Choice

Filed 2h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk
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Mary Celeste
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
The post, verbatim · Truth Social
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The post accuses the press of avoiding a story while declining to name what that story says, where the figure comes from, or what decision it supposedly vindicates. Somewhere between Europe's gas bill and the all-caps sign-off, a 'right choice' materializes with no visible connection to anything before it. If European energy purchases from Russia were the scandal, it is a strange one for an American president to claim as his personal triumph. The only thing reliably put first here is the author's verdict on himself.
Source: Read the original at Truth Social → Scored: Mary Celeste · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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