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WHITE HOUSE✒ EDITORIALABSURDITY:
President Asks Series of Questions About Congresswoman’s Finances, Answers Several Himself
Filed 1h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Stacking question marks on an accusation does not turn it into evidence; it turns it into a dare to sue. ‘Would something like that be possible?’ is how gossip sounds when it wants deniability, and ‘according to information and belief’ is a lawyer’s phrase meaning ‘I have not got proof.’ The post imagines what an accountant thought, what the congresswoman felt when she ‘freaked out,’ and how much her husband earns, then pivots to immigration without a bridge. The president commands agencies that investigate fraud for a living; if he has a case, he can open one instead of posting a quiz.