VOL. I · NO. 8580FRIDAY, AUGUST 28, 2026
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Information Technology Modernization: Enhanced Controls Could Help GAO Ensure Decisions Are Documented and Stakeholders Are Fully Informed

Filed 52m ago · Via GAO · The Buffoon Desk
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A GAO Inspector General audit found that in 2021 the Government Accountability Office paid $1 million to build a five-year IT modernization plan projected to cost $29 million in initiatives. Less than 18 months later, GAO abandoned that plan for an 'ongoing modernization strategy' — a decision made with so little documentation that current officials couldn't explain why it happened. The agency also failed to track costs cleanly, burying smaller initiatives inside larger project budgets so total spending can't be easily determined.

As of May 2026, GAO reports 39 of 61 initiatives completed, a figure offered with the same confidence as the rest of its cost accounting. GAO 'concurred' with the OIG's recommendations to document decisions and track costs properly going forward, which is bureaucratic for 'yes, we should probably write things down.'

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
The federal government's chief auditor, the agency literally paid to catch other agencies fudging numbers and losing paperwork, got caught fudging numbers and losing paperwork. There is a lesson here about oversight bodies grading their own homework, and it is not a flattering one.
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