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Trump said a year ago that a summit with Putin and Zelensky was two weeks away. Moscow now says the three of them can meet only to finalize agreements that don’t yet exist.
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Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov said a Putin-Trump-Zelensky summit is possible only to finalize existing agreements, not to negotiate them, responding to reports that CIA Director John Ratcliffe proposed such a meeting during a Moscow visit.
Trump said in August 2025 he expected a trilateral summit within two weeks; none has occurred since. Zelensky publicly proposed meeting Putin directly in June, which Putin dismissed days later as pointless.
Peskov characterized the settlement process as too complex for a leaders' summit to resolve directly, while accusing Kyiv of being unwilling to work toward a deal.
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A year of ‘two weeks away' has aged about as well as most promises with that shelf life. The Kremlin, for its part, has found the perfect stalling tactic: demand the deal be finished before agreeing to discuss the deal.