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Alexander Nakarada · creatorchords.com · CC BY 4.0

The humility being celebrated here lasts exactly as long as it takes to broadcast it to the entire country. Nothing on a defensive back's stat sheet says anything about how a person would vote on a budget, and a recalled dialogue in which everyone talks like a campaign flyer is not a citation. There is also no such office as ‘Senator of Ohio’; there are senators from it, which the author of the post could stand to learn. As for ‘will never let you down,’ that is a promise no human being can keep, made on someone else's behalf, which is the cheapest kind of promise there is.

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