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President Declares Energy Ceasefire in Russia-Ukraine War via Social Media

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A ceasefire, as diplomats understand the term, usually comes with signatures, terms, and monitors; this one comes with an exclamation point and a sign-off. ‘Do not break it!’ is the grammar of a substitute teacher leaving the room, not of a peace framework between two nations at war. ‘Both parties have agreed’ is doing the work of an entire treaty, and the post offers nothing else to hold either side to. Thank you for your attention to this matter, indeed.
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