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President Posts Crime Ledger on Former Governor, Closes With Senate Endorsement
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The post offers precise-sounding figures with no source, no dates and no court records, which is how an accusation dresses up as an audit. It also predicts no governor will ever do worse, a forecast about every future governor in every state that cannot be checked until the end of time. The Willie Horton case is being stretched too: the record shows a furlough followed by a rape and an assault, not three murders, and a lead that collapsed was never insurmountable. Real crimes have real victims, and here they are being used as numbers in a Senate endorsement.