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Trump comments for the first time on CIA Director John Ratcliffe’s ‘semi-routine’ visit to Moscow

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Trump commented publicly for the first time on CIA Director John Ratcliffe's August 25 Moscow visit, calling it 'very sort of semi-routine' in an interview with Glenn Beck, while also suggesting 'something may come out of' the trip. He denied reports the visit was meant to test NATO's resolve, saying both Putin and Zelensky want the war ended.

The Kremlin offered its own account, saying Ratcliffe came for 'contacts between intelligence services' and did not meet Putin, contradicting speculation that Washington intended to deliver a warning to Moscow.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Calling a CIA director's unannounced Kremlin visit 'semi-routine' while also hinting it might produce a breakthrough is not clarification, it's having it both ways in real time. When the Kremlin's version of events sounds more precise than the White House's, that's not a great look for whoever's supposed to be running point.
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