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Mars rovers give scientists a ground-level view of the red planet – peek inside their NASA control room

Filed 54m ago · Via The Conversation · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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NASA's Curiosity rover has spent over a thousand shifts since 2012 climbing Mars' Aeolis Mons, and each day a few dozen engineers and scientists at JPL get roughly seven hours to check its health, pick the next day's science targets, and convert decisions into commands before the Martian sun rises again. The rover has climbed a vertical half-mile of rock layers, finding evidence of ancient lakes, later sand dunes, and small organic molecules that suggest the crater could once have supported life.

In this account, the author describes a recent drive across an unusually smooth stretch of terrain that turned out to be covered in small polygon-shaped cracks, prompting a debate among scientists over which images and chemical measurements would best explain how they formed. The piece frames the operation as a well-worn routine: pick targets, plan the arm's reach, simulate the drive around obstacles, then send commands to the Deep Space Network.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at The Conversation → Scored: Kool Kats · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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