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Proposed Medicaid Cuts Could Cost Maternal and Children’s Health Care Billions

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services has proposed rules limiting State Directed Payments, a mechanism Texas hospitals rely on to boost Medicaid reimbursement, with an estimated $19.7 billion in state funding at stake.

Advocates including the Children's Hospital Association of Texas, Texans Care for Children, and Texas Parent to Parent warn the changes would hit rural hospitals and children's services hardest, since nearly 3 million Texas children and roughly 260,000 pregnant women rely on Medicaid, which pays for 53% of the state's births.

The proposal would cap many payments at Medicare rates, a system built for adults 65 and older, despite Medicare having no equivalent rates for pediatric, maternal, or community-based services. Groups including Every Texan say the plan exceeds even the cuts already codified in last year's federal budget law.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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Borrowing a payment scale designed for retirees and applying it to labor and delivery wards is the kind of bureaucratic elegance that only makes sense on a spreadsheet in Baltimore. Nobody in this piece from CMS itself explains how a system with no pediatric rate card is supposed to price pediatric care; the agency's own messaging is conspicuously absent from its own rule change.
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