VOL. I · NO. 8579THURSDAY, AUGUST 27, 2026
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Judge signals support of attorney fees request in $425 million Google privacy suit

Filed 59m ago · Via Courthouse News · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A federal judge in San Francisco indicated he'll likely approve attorney fees 'within the realm' of the $146 million requested by lawyers representing roughly 100 million users in a privacy class action against Google, though he declined to rule outright. The underlying case found Google kept collecting app data after users opted out, and a jury awarded $425 million, now grown past $440 million with interest; plaintiffs' counsel wants a third of that fund plus $12 million in costs.

Judge Richard Seeborg noted 300 objections from class members over the disproportion between the modest per-person payout and the attorneys' cut, but plaintiffs' attorney David Boies argued that's simply how class actions work when individual claims are too small to litigate alone. Boies also requested $50,000 payments for two testifying class representatives and $35,000 for a third, sums Seeborg called 'a magnitude higher than any award I have given.'

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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Everyone in this courtroom agrees the case was well litigated, the recovery was substantial, and the lawyers did good work — funny how those are always the terms on which nine-figure fee requests get judged. The class members writing in about the math are, as ever, a footnote to the victory lap.
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