VOL. I · NO. 8579THURSDAY, AUGUST 27, 2026
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Ukraine is now striking warehouses belonging to another Russian online marketplace — Ozon. Here’s every facility targeted so far.

Filed 1h ago · Via Meduza · The Buffoon Desk
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Bumbly March
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Ukrainian drone strikes have hit at least eight Ozon logistics facilities across Russia since August 22, according to the company's own press service, spanning the Samara, Orenburg, Stavropol and Bashkortostan regions plus Dagestan and Adygea. Fires, injuries and operational suspensions followed several of the strikes, with the Chapaevsk warehouse fire taking two days to extinguish.

Not every facility was damaged — Ozon reported evacuations at sites in Adygeysk and Nevinnomyssk with no harm to goods or buildings, and a swiftly resumed operation in Orenburg after a separate drone threat. The pattern mirrors an earlier campaign against Wildberries warehouses, suggesting Russian commercial logistics infrastructure has become a recurring target.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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