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President Endorses Iowa Senate Hopeful, Recounts Iowa Victories Once More

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The challenger is somehow accused of being too lazy to show up for votes and too dangerous to be let near them, which leaves Iowans wondering which of the two they are meant to fear. Along the way he is held responsible for plans to let millions ‘loot, rob, and kill,’ a charge offered with no evidence and no apparent awareness that it is unhinged. The candidate herself is praised mainly as a ‘WINNER,’ the highest honor this author knows how to give. Then the same issue list from the Kansas posts rolls out again, with the state name swapped in.
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