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Mr. Mealey's Mediocre Machine

Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

Watch the conversion happen in real time: a Democrat becomes ‘Highly Respected’ in the very sentence she becomes useful to him, and her party becomes the ‘Dumocrats’ in the next. The post spells out the primary winner’s full name with a care it never extends to explaining why, then hands Stevens the respect of entire African American and Jewish communities as if those were his to award. By this math, loyalty to the Great People of Michigan means agreeing with the President, and bravery means arriving wherever he happens to be standing. That is not a definition of courage; it is a signup sheet.

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