YOUR AD HERE — REACH DISCERNING READERS OF SERIOUS JOURNALISM
Rates upon inquiry. Clowns extra.
WHITE HOUSE✒ EDITORIALABSURDITY:
President Endorses Kansas Senator, Reviews Opponent's Church, Diet and Donations
Filed 1h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk
THIS STORY IS SCORED
Laconic Granny
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
The post, verbatim · Truth Social
✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Only in this office does defending a senator over patients' arrests consist of shouting that the law made him do it, in capital letters, as though volume were the statute. The President then certifies himself an authority on who counts as a true believer by citing his own vote totals, which is not how ordination works in any church on Earth. Between deliberately mangling the names of a former president and a political party and indicting a man's lunch, he drops grave accusations against a pastor sourced to nothing but his own say-so. Claims that serious deserve evidence, not exclamation points.