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Goblin Tinker Soldier Spy

Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

He declares he knows nothing about this woman, then somehow knows her politics, her employer and her feelings about Israel. Ignorance has rarely been so thoroughly briefed. His roster of finished wars includes Israel and Iran, yet a few lines later he must still personally stop Iran from destroying Israel, the Middle East and Europe, which makes peace sound less like an achievement than a monthly subscription. A medal handed over by last year's laureate is a keepsake, not a prize, and the committee in Oslo is not the Norwegian government, which may be surprised to learn it has been permanently stained on someone else's behalf.

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