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President Reposts Own Post Praising Own Renovation

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Some leaders wait for history to judge them; this one reposts himself and signs it, in case the first round of self-congratulation didn't land. ‘On time, and on budget’ is a claim that costs nothing to make about a project whose time and budget he alone appears to be announcing. Billing the ballroom as the first addition since 1901 takes a special nerve given that the East Wing, also an addition, had to be cleared out of the way to make room for it. And a ‘Military Complex’ tucked into a sentence about pretty ornamentation is the kind of detail that ought to get more than half a clause.
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