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President Posts Image, Declines to Elaborate
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The leader of the free world has once again chosen to address the nation with nothing but an attachment. No caption, no context, no explanation, just a picture tossed into the void like a note slipped under a door at 3 a.m. Most people who communicate this way are trying to start an argument in a group chat. The rest are President.