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Crocodiles as prison guards: Israeli moat plan dehumanizes Palestinian prisoners

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Israeli National Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir has pushed to surround Ketziot prison, which holds Palestinian security detainees, with a moat of Nile crocodiles, reviving a dormant 'cultivated wildlife' legal category to classify the animals as serving 'security purposes.' A Jerusalem District Court injunction has temporarily blocked transferring crocodiles to the site, but Ben-Gvir and Environmental Protection Minister Idit Silman visited the partially built moat on Aug. 5, 2026, and posted defiant messages afterward.

Thirty-six of Israel's top ecologists and conservation experts sent an urgent appeal warning of harm to both the animals and the public, and the environment minister's own legal adviser has objected. Critics note crocodiles are inactive much of the time, especially in cold weather, and that modern prisons already have far more effective security technology.

Ben-Gvir has defended the plan by saying those who 'behaved like an animal' deserve to be 'guarded by an animal,' while Silman told cameras the crocodiles' welfare outside the prison would likely be better than that of the prisoners inside.

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