VOL. I · NO. 8578WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 26, 2026
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The scales of American justice keep tilting toward China

Filed 18h ago · Via Newsweek · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A federal judge blocked the Pentagon's attempt to restrict Chinese pharmaceutical contractor WuXi AppTec after determining the Defense Department lacked evidence for its designation and had misrepresented a portfolio investment as military ownership. The company, which earned $4.6 billion from U.S. clients last year, is the latest Chinese firm to beat a Pentagon blacklist in American court, following earlier losses over TikTok, WeChat, Xiaomi and Luokung Technology.

The piece frames this pattern — due process, evidentiary standards, courts that sometimes side against the government — as an asymmetry favoring an authoritarian rival unbound by similar constraints. A Brookings fellow is quoted calling the ruling a testament to the fairness of the U.S. court system; a CSIS adviser calls due process a potentially fatal flaw of Western democracies.

The Supreme Court separately blocked Trump's emergency tariff powers against China in February, prompting a pivot to Section 301 tariffs justified by forced-labor allegations, which the piece notes can also be challenged if evidence falls short.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Framing 'the government has to actually prove things in court' as a competitive disadvantage against a one-party state is a genuinely bold rhetorical move, and the piece can't quite decide whether it's alarmed or admiring. If losing occasionally because the evidence was thin is democracy's fatal flaw, the fix on offer is apparently to stop checking the evidence.
Source: Read the original at Newsweek → Scored: Scheming Weasel faster · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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