VOL. I · NO. 8578WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 26, 2026
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Can big tech stop wildlife crime?

Filed 17h ago · Via Mongabay · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Companies including PayPal, Meta, eBay and Etsy announced new commitments at the United For Wildlife Business Forum to End Wildlife Trade, pledging cooperation against a trafficking trade worth billions of dollars annually.

Wildlife trafficking increasingly runs through social media, e-commerce listings and cryptocurrency, exploiting the same infrastructure these companies built and profit from. Experts have welcomed the pledges while noting that watchdog reports have documented these platforms enabling the trade they now say they'll help stop.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Asking the platforms that hosted the problem to now solve it is a bit like asking the fox to audit the henhouse's security policy. Pledges are cheap, enforcement is expensive, and nobody at the forum seems to have priced out the difference.
Source: Read the original at Mongabay → Scored: Miri's Magic Dance · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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