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A ‘leading’ Chinese miner of Mozambique’s heavy sands linked to environmental destruction

Filed 1h ago · Via Mongabay · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A Mongabay investigation found that a sand mining operation in Mozambique's Zambezia Province destroyed hundreds of hectares of mangroves within a few years, in an area controlled by Mozambique Heavy Sand Company VIII, part-owned by China's Jinan Yuxiao Group. The company's broader concessions reportedly span more than 500,000 hectares targeting titanium-bearing sands used in paints, plastics, and sunscreen.

Satellite analysis from Global Mangrove Watch and Wetlands International traced unusual deforestation alerts to sand mining activity that blocked a waterway, severing an estuary from the sea between 2022 and 2026. Cutting off seawater flow alters soil chemistry in ways that can kill mangroves outright.

Transparency advocate Fatima Mimbire said some of these projects proceed without environmental impact assessments at all, describing firsthand visits to sites where coasts, dunes, and islands were being visibly destroyed. Mozambique holds East Africa's largest mangrove cover, but net losses from 2015-2022 preceded a recent uptick attributed partly to reforestation efforts.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A company that claims land larger than 700,000 soccer fields probably isn't losing sleep over a Mongabay headline. The real accountability mechanism here — environmental impact assessments — appears to be optional homework that nobody's checking, which is a remarkably convenient arrangement for everyone except the mangroves.
Source: Read the original at Mongabay → Scored: Decline · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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