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‘Starwashing’: The new space race has an environmental problem

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A term called 'starwashing' is gaining traction to describe how space companies market themselves as planetary saviors while downplaying environmental costs, according to researcher Melissa E. Yingling. Blue Origin says its mission is to 'restore and sustain Earth' while launching rockets, and startup Reflect Orbital promises 'abundant energy' from a planned 50,000-mirror satellite array meant to beam sunlight down on demand.

Researchers note rocket engines release soot that can damage the ozone layer and water vapor that amplifies warming, while disintegrating satellites may release aluminum oxide dust affecting atmospheric chemistry. A discarded SpaceX rocket part reportedly slammed into the moon this month at 5,400 miles per hour, carving a new crater.

Academics quoted in the piece, including Gregers Andersen and Magali Delmas, compare the industry's rhetoric to a Gold Rush mentality that sees only opportunity and ignores environmental fallout. Some benefits are real — methane-detecting satellites have exposed underreported oil and gas leaks — but critics argue the overall narrative distracts from fixing problems on the ground.

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There is something almost admirable about an industry that has figured out how to sell leaving the planet as a form of loving it. Every generation gets the environmentalists it deserves, and this one gets men who describe the sky as a rounding error. When the pitch deck says ‘restore and sustain Earth,’ the correct follow-up question is which parts, and at whose expense.
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