VOL. I · NO. 8579THURSDAY, AUGUST 27, 2026
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Stars and Stripes journalists accuse Pentagon of retaliatory terminations

Filed 55m ago · Via Courthouse News · The Buffoon Desk
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Stars and Stripes Editor-in-Chief Erik Slavin, reporter Lara Korte, and publisher Max Lederer sued the Defense Department to block terminations set for Aug. 29, calling them retaliation for speaking to CBS Sunday Morning and for the outlet's coverage of poor conditions aboard the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln.

The lawsuit lays out a timeline: a March memo from Deputy Secretary Feinberg imposed new restrictions on the newsroom, including a wire-service ban and Pentagon control over the ombudsperson, and after an Aug. 11 story on sailor morale, the Pentagon ordered Lederer to fire Slavin and Korte for insubordination. Lederer asked for clarification instead and was told simply to deliver the notices; he retired rather than comply, and all three received separation notices on Aug. 21.

The journalists argue they have no path through federal labor boards because of their employment classification, leaving the courts as their only option, and note this fight is unfolding alongside a separate Pentagon effort to require reporters be escorted inside the building.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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There is a special kind of institutional confidence required to run a newspaper for the troops and then fire the people who report what the troops say. The Pentagon's position appears to be that press freedom is a fine abstraction, right up until it appears in print on government letterhead. That the publisher chose retirement over signing the notices tells you everything about which document was the insubordinate one.
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