VOL. I · NO. 8578WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 26, 2026
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Russia’s national library has a ‘closed repository of destructive literature.’ It includes Stephen Hawking and a Churchill biography — and is decorated with Ukrainian dog tags and a Putin quote.

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The Russian State Library has quietly opened a 'closed repository for destructive literature,' access to which is limited to intelligence service employees and scholars who must first pass a screening interview, according to a Kommersant tour of the facility reported by Meduza.

The collection is organized into five categories, including the ideology of Ukraine's 'ruling elite,' Ukrainian nationalism, and children's literature, with Ukrainian-language books on display alongside decorations Kommersant's correspondent observed inside.

The room's decor reportedly includes Ukrainian military dog tags and a quote attributed to President Putin, furnishings that do the categorizing work the shelving labels merely gesture at.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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A library that requires a screening interview has stopped being a library and become a filing cabinet with a bouncer. The tell is the decor: an institution confident in its own catalog does not need trophies on the wall to explain what the shelves are for. Somewhere in that vault sits a book about the origin of the universe, quietly outlasting everyone who decided it was dangerous.
Source: Read the original at Meduza → Scored: Dvorak Polka · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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