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President Urges Senate Vote on Clocks, Cites Tabloid

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Amazing Plan - Distressed
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A president who wants a bill passed has phone numbers, a party, and a pen; this one has a capital-letters demand and a newspaper clipping. Somewhere between the claim that ‘most’ want evening light and the claim that ‘ALL’ want to stop changing clocks, a vast majority became a unanimous one without any vote being taken. If the Senate is where good ideas go to die, it is worth noting that a post on social media is where they go to be eulogized. The clocks will change regardless, which is more than can be said for the method.
Source: Read the original at Truth Social → Scored: Amazing Plan - Distressed · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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