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President Shares Cable Opinion Column About a Sitting Congresswoman

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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When the person who appoints the Attorney General shares speculation about what ‘could’ happen to a political opponent, it isn't commentary. It's a memo with a byline borrowed from cable. Stripping citizenship from a naturalized American is supposed to be a rare, court-bound ordeal, not something floated alongside a TV pundit's hunch. The tell is the outsourcing: he lets someone else type the threat and then simply hands it to millions of followers, menace with plausible deniability and no editing, down to the broken URL.
Source: Read the original at Truth Social → Scored: Umbrella Pants · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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