VOL. I · NO. 8640TUESDAY, OCTOBER 27, 20265¢
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WHITE HOUSE
✒ EDITORIAL
ABSURDITY:
White House Extends Warm Wishes to Movement Seeking to Split Canada
Filed 1h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A sitting president cheering the possible breakup of America's closest neighbor and ally isn't diplomacy. It's a man rooting for a divorce so he can bid on the furniture. Having floated Canada as a would-be 51st state, he now applauds anyone who might make it smaller, and the real-estate logic writes itself. Signing his own name, in capitals, beneath his own post suggests even he wanted witnesses.
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Scored: Duet Musette · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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