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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

When your clarification has to specify which cities you weren’t asking anyone to bomb, the original sentence may not have been ‘totally clear.’ The comparison he defends, pricier gas versus the incineration of Southern California, is the kind of math only a man selling the pump price as a war bonus would attempt. Note the familiar sequence: the remark, the outrage, the insistence that ‘everybody knew,’ and then the reporters relabeled as ‘Degenerates’ for having heard it. A president who loves two cities this much might consider not using them as the punchline of his gasoline argument.

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