VOL. I · NO. 8621
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 8, 2026
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The Daily Buffoon
THE EDITION
Thursday, October 8, 2026
14 stories filed by the Buffoon Desk.
CULTURE
The Holy Grail Wellness Deals To Grab Before Prime Day Ends
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Ukrainian civilian risks life to clear path for frontline ground robotic drone - video
· via NV
WORLD
‘Just response to Russian attacks’: Zelenskyy says Ukraine hit oil aites and Black Sea targets
· via NV
WORLD
Ukraine manages to intercept Russian ballistic missiles with cheaper Lima EW — WSJ
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Amish Shah hammers Trump ties as Jay Feely warns of ‘big government socialism’ in CD1
· via Arizona Mirror
WORLD
Russian strike burns Kyiv bird clinic, kills rare black vulture
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Annie Andrews Polling Against Graham Compared to Harrison in 2020 South Carolina Race
· via Newsweek
WORLD
Despite legacy court case, Zambian Vedanta mine pollution continues
· via Mongabay
WORLD
El Niño speeds climate crisis and tests Latin America’s food security
· via Global Voices
WORLD
Two killed after strike on Oleksandriia enterprise
· via NV
WORLD
SBU uncovers Russian plan for disinformation campaign targeting Oleshky
· via NV
WHITE HOUSE
Florida county wants motocross course on land bought for conservation
· via Florida Phoenix
CULTURE
My Prime Day Shopping List Is Down To A Science. Here’s What I Buy Every Time
· via HuffPost
WORLD
Exclusive: ‘Russia does not want to negotiate’: Ukraine begins drafting political war plan — lawmaker Kostenko
· via NV
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