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President Announces Michigan Trip, Labels Named Opponent a Jihadist Without Evidence

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The post offers no evidence for branding a named American a ‘Jihadist Member of the Muslim Brotherhood,’ and slapping a terror label on a political opponent before boarding the plane is campaigning by accusation. It then warns that if the country ever adopts a legal system he says the man wants, the man should be first tried under it, wishing a religious tribunal on a rival in the same breath that condemns religious tribunals. Between the smears sit the usual boasts: an auto boom credited to one man, an air base only he could save, and a nation that is ‘HOTTEST’ by a margin no instrument has recorded. A president who cannot spell the Capitol is in no position to rule on who may enter it.
Source: Read the original at Truth Social → Scored: Meanwhile in Bavaria · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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