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ABSURDITY:
President Calls Michigan Senate Candidate ‘Jihadist’ in Post Backing Rogers
Filed 17h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk
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Farting Around
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Branding a candidate a jihadist who hates nearly every group in America, without naming a single act, is not campaign commentary but a religious smear with a voting reminder stapled on. The ‘worst clinic in America’ is ‘considered’ so by no one identified, and the damning information is ‘plenty,’ which is the precise quantity of evidence offered. As for mocking Obama’s electoral record, the man in question did win the presidency twice, a detail the post sees no reason to burden readers with.
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Scored: Farting Around · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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