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Song of the Volga Boatmen

Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

Voters in another country are now being told their ballot comes with an American invoice: pick anyone but the approved candidate and Washington will grudgingly ‘do this work ourselves,’ an offer dressed as reluctance and delivered as a threat. The theory that hostile chants ‘always end up being true’ would, applied evenly, turn every campaign rally on Earth into binding prophecy. ‘Most successful in History’ is a ranking with no judges, no scorecard, and a single contestant grading his own homework. And capping an open bid to steer a sovereign democracy’s election with ‘Thank you for your attention to this matter’ is the sign-off of a man who believes he is mailing a utility notice.

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