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President Shares Link Proposing Legal Pathway For Canadians

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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An administration that has spent its energy narrowing and closing legal pathways is now being urged to open one, and the President is happy to amplify the suggestion. The test of whether a government believes in refuge is whether it extends the same door to people fleeing the same danger elsewhere. Circulating the headline costs nothing; the policy would tell you what he actually thinks, and the post says not one word about it.
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