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President Shares Link Proposing Legal Pathway For Canadians

Filed 1h ago · Via Truth Social · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The President's contribution here is a URL. The post forwards a report that, per its own headline, describes Christian leaders asking him to create a legal pathway for Jewish Canadians facing antisemitism, and offers no indication of whether he agrees, disagrees, or has read past the headline.

Omitted is anything a reader might want: what such a pathway would be, under what authority, or how it squares with the same administration's broader posture toward people seeking entry to the United States. Canada, for the record, remains a neighboring democracy and a treaty ally, a status the post neither asserts nor disputes.

Source: Read the original at Truth Social → Scored: Kings of Tara · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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